Holiday Hub Jokes & Cartoons

July 12, 2016

 

Kitty & Marcy

 

____________________________________________________________

 

Two hunters are walking through the bush when one trips on a root. The other thinks that he is dead and rings 000.

“I think my friend is dead!” he says.

The operator says, “Calm down. First, make sure that he is dead.”

Silence. Then a gunshot.

“Ok, what do I do now?”

___________________________________________________________________________________________________

 

 

Interview with Goldie Alexander

 

_____________________________________________________________

 

Some kids are walking through the Chinese section in the shops. They don't normally eat Chinese food and so one of the kids says, “What do fortune cookies taste like?”

Another kid gives a simple answer. “Fortunes.”

_____________________________________________________________

 

 

 

Cadet Profile

 

Jaynie Catgirl lives in Bunbury and has been writing for as long as she can remember. She writes books and movie scripts, and has a cat who wants to kill her.

 

 

Please reload

Recent Posts

October 31, 2019

Please reload

KSP Writers' Centre - Supporting Your Stories

KSP WRITERS' CENTRE ACKNOWLEDGES THE ABOVE ORGANISATIONS FOR MUCH-APPRECIATED SUPPORT